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SPECIAL NCAA TOURNAMENT COVERAGE

> UNC Takes the Cake

> Dying Boy Requests Home Run, Confirmed an Idiot

> Billy Packer Accused of Being Corporate Shill

> Rapper Claims NCAA "Ripping Me Off"

Tournament Summary: We went through an entire tournament just so #1 could play #2.  If only college football were this easy.
 

POLL QUESTION:

Famous death's usually happen in 3's.  Who will be the next to go?

Jack Klugman
Dick Chaney
Paris Hilton
Jerry Fallwell

                

Last Week's Results:
No one is watching the NCAA Women's Tournament

NEWS IN BRIEF:

> ROME, ITALY - When you wear robes, it's hard to be caught with your pant's down.  But that's just what happened late last week.  The College of Cardinals was on Spring Break when news of the Pope's death came through.  "I was yelling at a coed to take off her to when I heard the sad news," said Cardinal Daniel 'Dizzy' Lecturn.  The Cardinals returned to Rome from all over, especially Cancun, Mexico.  "What happens in Cancun, Stays in Cancun," Said Lecturn.

> PENSICOLA, FL - Terri Schiavo's death overshadowed by the Pope's death.  Michael Schiavo reportedly thanked God and stated that he 'owed Him one.'