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Stripper Named Colorado President BOULDER, CO - In a bold response to the recent athletic recruiting scandal, the University Trustees announced the hiring of Lynne Oleum, as the Colorado president. Oleum will fill the job recently vacated by Elizabeth Hoffman. Hoffman resigned last month amid mounting evidence of rampant sexual misconduct during the football recruiting process. Oleum has no prior academic experience but she has recently been the featured dancer at DooEEEE's Gentlemen's Club. Head football coach Gary Barnett was very happy with the appointment. He commented, "This can only help our recruiting." In between sips of beer with a few high school prospects Barnett added, "Finally we have a president who understands what it means to come at Colorado." Recruit Will Dume said, "This was the only school I visited where the President offered me to go to bed with me." Already the CU Buffalos or Boff-a-lows, as they like to be called, are a pre-season BCS favorite for the National Championship.
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