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10 Questions with Abu Musab al-Zarqawi

Iraqi insurgent leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is the man behind most attacks on coalition forces trying to secure the future for Iraq.  He's also a big sports fan.  JockWeb was honored to have the opportunity to speak with him.


Abu Musab al-Zarqawi

Q: Al...can I call you Al?
A: No. And that counts as a question.

Q: Al, What is your favorite sport?
A: I like football, you American dog.  Many bombs.

Q: Who is your favorite team?
A: The Oakland Raiders.  I respect al Davis.

Q: Do you play any sports?
A: Is blowing up Americans a sport?

Q: Only in the Middle East and Detroit.  How do you feel about the hockey strike.
A: I care more than most, and I don't care at all.  Doesn't that tell you something?

Q:  Sure does, Al.  How about baseball; are you exciting for opening day?
A:  I love baseball because nothing hardly happens.  Plenty of time to plan attacks.

Q:  Women in sports? Are you a fan?
A:  You mean cheerleaders?  I like them, but they need more robes.

Q:  No, Like women's basketball, women's golf, women's tennis...
A:  Anna Kournakova needs to cover up and play better.

Q: So what's next for the Abu man?
A:  Does the term 'boom' mean anything to you?

Q:  And Finally, Ginger or Mary Ann?
A:  I actually prefer Mrs. Howell.

Jockweb: Mrs. Howell? You sick Bastard

 

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