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Ask Randy, the Sports Psychologist*

 

Dear Randy,

I'm a star athlete in a small school. I've been focused on sports and school and have not had time for girls. I have them hitting on me now, but I'm not sure which ones are attractive and which ones will get me laughed at by my guy friends. Can you help me point out the hot ones?

Thanks, Chet

Dear Chet,

It's real simple fella. You drink six shots of Jack Daniels. You pick out basically anything that can't be mistaken for a Packers linebacker. If, when you get her home, she still looks and talks like Roseanne Barr, finish the rest of the bottle. From that point on, everything should be fine.

Randy

 

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*Randy Marsh is not a licensed Sports Psychologist or mental health professional, but a sensitive listener who really cares.

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