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Fat Girls Should Not Play Football by Anita Seervold

On Sunday I was looking out my front window.  There is a park across the street where college kids hang out, toss the Frisbee around and sometimes play football.  I couldn't help but notice a group of 3 guys and 3 girls playing football this particular day.

Not much to see with the exception of one girl who was obviously overweight wearing a shirt that barely reached the top of her pants.  As she ran and twisted and stretched, her shirt kept rising up.

Attractive?  Not in the least.  Her gut hung over her belt like Michael Jackson's baby dangling from a balcony.  It didn't seem to slow her down at all. I even saw her catch a pass or 2.

But it looked terrible.  And the tight jeans really highlighted her big butt and hips.  Let's just say she was asking a lot both from the clothing material as well as her feet for holding her up.

Before you go into public, take a look in the mirror and make a decision as to whether or not what you are wearing and what you will be doing is appropriate.  I know some of you are saying 'just look away', but this girls are like train wrecks, you just have to look.


Seriously, do you want to see this running?

 

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