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Mike Martz Forgets to
Draft ST LOUIS, MO - Mike Martz is not known as the brightest bulb in the NFL. Last season, he did not use 1st round draft pick and star running back Steven Jackson in a game, claiming that Martz 'forgot' he was on the team. Martz' Alzheimer's is apparently getting worse. During the NFL draft on Saturday, Martz forgot to select a player in the third round. "Wow, my bad," said Martz. "I remembered the 2nd and 4th round, but that 3rd round totally slipped my mind." Martz has been referred to as the worst coach in the NFL and in some circles - mostly Rams fans as a complete football idiot. But forgetting to pick is dumb even for him. "People shouldn't worry," Martz defended himself. "We'll still barely make the playoffs and then get crushed by a better team. So what's the difference?" Rumor is the Rams are not far from forgetting to pay his salary.
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