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> Insider: Ahman Green Jailed because 'Wife Wouldn't Listen'

> Woody Hayes Re-Emerges as Pope

> NCAA to Extend Basketball Season

> Mitch Albom Confeses: I Never Spoke With Morrie

> New Golf Therapy Discovered

> Rams Coach Mike Martz Forgets to Draft

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   - Prince Charles Rides Camilla to Victory
 

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THIS DATE IN SPORTS HISTORY

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QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Where did Charles go on his first honeymoon?  -Indiana"
England's Queen Elizabeth

Kids Korner Featuring Al Krumlish

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If you were a man in porn, what would you change your name to?

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Last Week's Results:
Did you wager on the Papal vote outcome?
-YES 93%
-NO 4%
-What's a Pope? 3%

NEWS IN BRIEF:
>Pope Benedict XVI faces fines of over 2 million dollars facing remarks he made regarding condom use and procreation.  Former FCC Commissioner Michael Powell commented, "I don't know who he thinks he is, but he's in trouble because of the sex talk."

The FCC in conjunction with the US government has contacted the Vatican regarding extradition.

CELEB NEWS IN BRIEF:
>Nicole Kidman wins International Smell My Finger competition last week in Montreal.  Ms. Kidman is promoting her new movie Bewitched.  She credited "an incredible funk" for the victory.
Pictured: Nicole Kidman sniffing the competition away.

>Clint Eastwood signs peace accord with North Korea.  The actor got North Korea to drop their Nuclear Weapons plan.  Korean negotiator credit Eastwood with having "...a big American Penis".

Eastwood referred to the stereotype of Asians with glasses and buck teeth "ridiculous". 
Pictured: Clint Eastwood saves the day