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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

 
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> Gary Sheffield/Ron Artest take on Fenway

> Fake Reporter Sneaks into Shea

> AP Reports that No 'Real' Sports News Happening

> NHL to Use Alternates in 2005

> Jeff Garcia Hits Wall

> International Sports

   - Milan Flare Giveaway a Bad Idea
   - Islamic Games Held in Saudi Arabia
   - India Takes Kashmir during Cricket Match

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THIS DATE IN SPORTS HISTORY

April 20, 1891 - Adolph Hitler was born.  Hitler is credited as being the first to use the blitz, setting the standard for modern NFL defenses.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Let's see, black smoke is a dead pope, and white smoke is a new pope...so what color is the smoke being blown up my ass?"
-Ted Saskin, NHLPA senior director

Kids Korner Featuring Al Krumlish

POLL QUESTION:

A New Pope has been elected.  Did you wager on the outcome

Yes
No
I got 3:1 odds on the black guy
What's a Pope?
                


 

Last Week's Results:
71% reported masturbating to Hillary Swank in 'MIllion Dollar Baby'

11% reported masturbating to Hillary Swank in 'Boys Don't Cry'

18% reported masturbating to Clint Eastwood

NEWS IN BRIEF:
Michael Jackson indicates the number of boys he's slept with over the past year.  He claims the fondling was "non-sexual" and that we are "all ignorant".  NAMBA applauds Mr. Jackson's efforts.


White Rapper Eminem indicates the number of times he would like to punch his mother in the head.