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Jeff Garcia Hits the Wall

DETROIT - "I just feel old," said Jeff Garcia to a group of reporters outside the Detroit Lions headquarters on Monday.  Garcia was signed in the off season by the Lions to back up and possibly replace an inconsistent Joey Harrington.  However Garcia immediately aged almost 20 after signing the contract.

"I wasn't expecting him to fall to pieces like that," said Lions head coach Steve Mariucci. "I guess those playboy models take a lot out of you."

Garcia is rumored to have aged badly due to a combination of needing an excuse why he will suck again this year, as well as being drained by dating Playboy models otherwise out of his league.
 

Jeff Garcia aging before our eyes
 

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