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10 Questions with Pope Benedict XVI

Hey, we've got a new Pope and Jockweb.com was lucky enough to sit with him for a few minutes.  We talk about life, love, reform, young boys - all issues near and dear to hearts of Catholic higherarchy.

Pope Eggs Benedict XVI

JW: Why you and not any other cardinal?
Pope: Easy, my good looks.  Plus at age 73 I'm younger than most Papal candidates.

JW: Have you ever been married?
Pope: No thanks.  I'm too much of a player.  But this Pope gig will probably help me get laid.

JW: Any special ladies in your life?
Pope: They're ALL special (wink)

JW: Why the name Benedict?
Pope: After Benedict Arnold.  I understand he was a great man.

JW: What changes are coming for Catholics?
Pope: Catholics will be allowed to wear condoms.  However no colored ones, no ribbed ones and certainly not French Ticklers. 

JW: How will you continue to help unite the world?
Pope: We will keep with Christian doctrine of having as many babies as possible and outnumbering everyone eventually.  It's God's will.  Salam All'ekam.  You know, I've had second thoughts about that condom thing now. (removes condom)

JW: Young boys?
Pope:  Of course.  I'm only Catholic.

JW: Is it true you fought for the German Army in WWII?
Pope: Uh, yes.  But I saw nothing...nothing.  Juden es werboden!  Oh, excuse me...I must have just made up a German phrase that means nothing.

JW: Heaven, Hell...thoughts?
Pope:  Live in heaven.  Vacation in hell.  That's where the naughty girls are.

JW: And finally, Ginger or Maryann?
Pope: Maryann of course.

Pope Benedict the XVI.  Class guy.  Nice hat.

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