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Ask Randy, the Sports
Psychologist*
Dear Randy,
What do you know about positive self talk? I hear if you say positive
affirmations to yourself while golfing, you can break par? Is this true?
-Phil from
Tucson
Dear Phil,
-Hey that sounds neat. Like if you think positive thoughts, positive things
can happen? Just by talking to yourself? That is some great stuff? "Hey Randy,
you are one good looking mo fo...hey Randy, chicks want to get into my
shorts...hey Randy, you make Carmen Electra horny." How long does it
take?...It's been an hour...Yo, I'm here by myself...Three days have just
past...Where's Carmen Electra? I thought she dug me. Forget that positive self
talk bull shit. It's a crock. I'm going to bed. Please don't ever get my hopes
up like that again.
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*Randy Marsh is not a licensed Sports Psychologist or mental health
professional, but a sensitive listener who really cares. |
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