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> St. Louis Cardinals to select New Pope

> Yankees to Open 'Pharm' Team

> Mickelson and Signh Slug it Out at the Masters

> Austin Peay to Change Name

> Sumo Wrestler Named 'Grand Crack Master

> Red Sox Conspiracy Comes to Light

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THIS DATE IN SPORTS HISTORY

April 13, 1981 - England's Prince Charles admits to the Sun Tabloid that he is strangely attracted to Secretariat.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"You can only drink so much, and screw so much"
-Johnny Upton, Charleston Chiefs

Kids Korner Featuring Al Krumlish

POLL QUESTION:

With the movie Million Dollar Baby and the death of a female boxer last week, did you pleasure yourself to Hilary Swank?

Oh, yeah!
Nah, not for me
Yes, but in Boys Don't Cry
I don't do those things (unless it's porn)

                

Last Week's Results:
Frank Purdue died to round out Pope and Terri Schiavo "Death in 3's"

NEWS IN BRIEF:

> WASHINGTON, DC - Christina Silvas, 24, of Sacramento California, the stripper mom who was forced to quit stripping in order to keep her son in school has landed a new job.  President Bush has nominated Silvas for the position of Secretary of Education. 
Mr. Bush stated that "...no child should miss her behind.  It's outstanding."  Silvas was passed through the Senate in record time...and at least twice.  Vice President Dick Chaney says he agrees with the nomination and credits her rack.