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St. Louis Cardinals to Vote on Pope

ST. LOUIS, MO  - Cardinals Manager Tony LaRussa is taking his job seriously.  Not only does he have the National League Pennant to defend, but he also has a Pope to elect.

"Geez, I thought the Arizona Cardinals did the voting, not us," said a tired LaRussa.  "I'm going to sit down this weekend with a list of candidates and take a look."

LaRussa would not say if there was anyone with an inside track, but mentioned a few candidates in vague descriptions.

"There's a Catholic out of San Juan with 11 conversions so far this season alone.  Then there's an Italian who's been flashing some serious hat over the past 2 seasons.  There's some good kids in the system I'd like to bring up to the Vatican."


Pictured: Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa discussing Pope Options

 

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