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BOSTON, MA - In the aftermath of Terrell Owens well publicized Herculean Super Bowl effort, several Patriots minimized his performance as overblown. In particular one player came forth with his own courageous game story.

Kicker, Adam Vinatieri, told of a canker sore that was really doing a number on his lower lip. “I had this ulcer right down in the space between my lip and gum, and man, was I in pain. I tried to take of swig of Gatorade and it must have been the salt or something, but I was delirious. And then I had to go out and kick a field goal. I was seeing three footballs and I just prayed to God, I hit the right one.”

Coach Bill Belichick also praised the dedication to team that was embodied in the play of Vinatieri. “If you’ve ever had a canker sore, you know that can really screw your day up. But Adam sucked it up. We shot him up with some Orajel, he took a deep breath and marched onto the field. It was inspirational.”

Several Patriot players expressed resentment to the media attention aimed at Owens. Linebacker, Mike Vrabel, put it this way, “Screws in the ankle or canker sore, are you kidding? Owens is a pussy!”

There was no immediate response from the Eagles organization.

Pictured: Eagles receivers Terrell Owens (right) and Todd Pinkston

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