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Ask Randy, the Sports Psychologist*

 

Dear Sport Psychologist,

Lately, I've been hearing voices inside my head. Actually it's been a few years but I'm just getting around to writing to you. One voice, in particular, is of Napoleon, and it's urging me to invade Russia. Do you think you can help me with this?

"The Short Guy in France"

Dear Short Guy in France,

I'm a sports psychologist. I'm trained in using psychological skills to enhance athletic performance. We never covered voices in graduate school. But my instincts tell me, Russia is a pretty big country and I think they still have some nuclear weapons systems. I don't think I would take on the Russians by myself.

 

*Randy Marsh is not a licensed Sports Psychologist or mental health professional, but a sensitive listener who really cares.

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