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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

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HEADLINES

>Bush to Send Rangers to Iraq

>"T.O. A Pussy" say the Patriots

>Keith Van Horn Arrested for Stealing Money

>NY Rangers to Fold

>Marv Albert at it Again

>Democrats cry Foul After GW Bush Leads NBA All-Star Balloting

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>Does this Hockey Stike Make My Ass Look Fat? by Anita Seervold

THIS DATE IN SPORTS HISTORY

Feb 23, 1930, British anthropologist, Sir Flinders Petric discovers evidence in a tomb that Eygptians enjoyed the sport of bowling. In the grave of a pharoah, Sir Flinders found what seemed to be a round ball and ten pin like objects. Along side these artifacts were also twelve empty beer bottles and fourty cigarette butts.

SPORTS IMAGES

>Superbowl Images

>Randy Moss Not Favorite Among Wisconsiners

SPORTS VIDEO

Red Sox Fans Must Pay Up (courtesy Comedy Central)

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Sweat plus sacrifice equals success...and a smelly, dirty shirt."

-Tide Lady, 1990

Kids Korner with Al Krumlish

NEWS IN BRIEF:

>DELRAN, NJ - 24 Year old Angela Stellwag is accused of having a sexual relationship with a 14 year old student.  Says 41 year old child psycholgist Timothy Rhines, "Damn, I was born too soon.  I wish I could have cashed in like this when I was 14."  Dr. Rhines is now also under investigation.

>WASHINGTON, DC - The US Supreme Court has refused to hear a case requesting an overturn of the ban of the sale of sex toys in Alabama.

Pictured: The VinDoll, Now illegal in Alabama