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Democrats Cry Foul Over Bush Victory...In All Star
Balloting Washington, DC - "I'm Speechless," Said House Democrat Leader Nancy Pelosi. "This is an outrage." Ms. Pelosi was referring to the recent NBA All Star Ballot, in which George Bush walked away with 51% of the vote, despite not actually playing in the NBA. "I knew the Bush campaign was out of control, but this really cuts it," Pelosi told the media. President Bush beat out the likes of Allen Iverson, Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan and most surprisingly, Shaquille O'Neal. "OK, time out!" Added former presidential hopeful John Kerry. "That percentage seems a little too familiar". Although George W. Bush was unavailable for comment, campaign director Ken Mehlman stated that Mr. Bush's victory showed no signs of election improprieties. "We won this campaign through hard work, getting out message to the people, and the fact that Mr. Bush can get to the hole going to his left like no one else in the game right now."
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