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I am the greatest.  Sadly, none of you got to see it in the superbowl because selfish Terrell Owens kept catching passes that should have gone to me.

I am the people's champion of the NFL, and I have the belt to prove it.  Maybe I only had 24 catches all season despite single or sometimes no coverage, but they were the most stylish catches ever.  Remember 4th and 26?  That was me.

But 81 thinks he's better than everyone else.  Hey, he was playing with a broken leg.  My legs were fine.  McNabb should have been throwing me the ball.  He was double covered.  I was uncovered most of the game.  TO should have let me take center stage.

Did you see the great catch I had in the fourth quarter with the game on the line?  You couldn't have missed it.  It was for a first down.  I jumped up and celebrated my only catch.  I wasn't going to be bothered hurrying back to no huddle or nothing.  I don't care how little time was left.

I'm giving the Eagles an ultimatum.  Either Owens goes or I go.  I think the choice is clear.

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