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Kid’s Korner with Al Kornfield
Little Timmy from Santa Barbara California writes:
Dear
Al,
I’m 7 years old and I want to play baseball. I want to play football,
basketball, hockey. I seriously have a need to kick someone ass. I’ve got
a lot of pent of anger that needs expression. Unfortunately, my father
says that sports are for bad people and that we need to be gentle, “to
love the children, all the children.” He makes me wear a mask and go on
amusement rides all day. What should I do? Timmy (not my real name)
Timmy:
Are you Michael Jackson’s kid? Quick run. Yeah, now, run. Run fast.
Faster. Anywhere! Stop asking questions, get away.
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