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Portland, OR - A spokeperson for former Olympic figure skater turned boxer, Tonya Harding, announced that she will fight singer, musician Ike Turner in a scheduled twelve round bout in April in Atlantic City.

    Turner the ex-husband of Tina Turner, was the subject of the movie, “What’s Love Got To Do With?” Turner, who was player by actor Laurence Fishbourne, was portrayed as a drug addicted, paranoid, wife beater.

     Harding says that she is looking forward to getting Turner in the ring. She commented, “He’s a drug addicted, paranoid, wife beater.”

     At their weigh-in, Turner and Harding almost came to blows when Harding called Turner, “crack head” and dared him to remember the words from “Proud Mary.” Turner, too stoned to respond, threw a half-hearted jab, smiled and nodded off.

Harding Triumphant in
Victory Over Leona Helmsley

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