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Boy Protests Superbowl at WalMart
Monday March 10, 2008

Gary, INDIANA - Teen Xbox guru David DeGrunchy, 13, of Gary Indiana was found picketing his local Walmart today over the recent Super Bowl Win of the New England Patriots.

"I Played Madden 2005, 2004, EA Football 2004...all the latest football matchups on my Xbox and every single time the Eagles won!" He exclaimed while holding a sign that read 'Walmart Sux!'  "I played for 30 hours straight and every time the Eagles won, like 42-17" explained DeGunchy.

The 24-21 Victory of the New England Patriots was no surprise to Ed DeGrunchy, 46, and the teens' father.  "If the [explitave deleted] kid would read a newspaper
or watch ESPN, He would have known that the Patriots were gonna win.  That [explitave deleted] kid is not MY son."

When asked why he was picketing Walmat, the younger DeGrunchy said simply "I Want Walmart to refund my money so I can get Halo 2."

 

 

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