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Vero Beach, Florida – Jose Canseco, in between hitting dribblers back to the mound during batting practice for the Los Angeles Dodgers, took a few minutes out to speak to ‘JockSource’ about his up and coming book, “Dare to Truth.”

JockSource: Good Morning Jose.  Thanks for speaking with us.

Jose Canseco: I didn’t want to.  Tommy Lasorta (Senior VP with the Dodgers) made me.

JS:  That’s fine.  Tell us about the book.

JC: No.

JS: What?  Why?

JC: ‘Cause then you won’t buy it.

JS: That’s not true!

JC: DARE to True!…uh…Truth!  See how I got my plug in?

JS: Right. So I understand you name names…

JC:  Oh Yes.  It’s a sorted tale full of lies, deception and fun facts about me!

JS: Nobody cares about you.

JC: I know!  That’s why I name names!

JS: So why write this now?

JC: Did you see me a batting practice?  I suck.  I need money, man.

JS:  Give us a little teaser about the book.

JC: Ok.  Yogi.

JS: Yogi what?

JC:  Yogi used to give steroid spiked Yahoo chocolate drink to the Mets.

JS: No he didn’t.

JC: He did!  My Ghost writer wrote it so it must be true.

JS: NO.  He didn’t

JC: Did to!

JS: Didn’t.

JC: Did to infinity!  HA!  I win.

JS: Ok.  Are there any real ball players we can speak with?

You can read the rest of the interview in the upcoming Jock Source Book: Dare to Use the English Language Correctly.

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