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Heather Mills McCartney, wife of ex-Beatle Paul McCartney is furious with her husband after he removed her artificial leg and began playing it like a guitar during the superbowl halftime show, sources close to Mrs. McCartney report.

"She's furious", said a close friend. "She was standing on that."

McCartney wanted to leave an impression on the audience with his show, but decided not to reveal any private regions after the fallout from boobgate 2003.

"I guess Paul thought it would be a good idea to take the leg off his wife and waive it around.  It was insulting to us all when he pretended it was a guitar.  Especially during the song that my late husband wrote.

McCartney had no comment, but a spokesman issued an apology on his behalf.  "We're sorry.  So very, very sorry.  As far as we know it was spur of the moment.  Mr. McCartney is not typically a total Bastard."

However, our inside source revealed that McCartney planned this all along.  "He planned this all along, or my name is not Yoko."

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