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Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin Dead at Age Over 30
AP CANBERRA, Australia (It's the capital, look it up!)- Greeting from Australia, Mate! Croc Hunter Steve Irwin died today when a Ray, and not Ray Charles, put a barb right up through his chest. Crykie! Irwin pulled the barb out, but it was too late. His heart had been punctured and the damage was done.
Irwin left behind a plain looking wife and 2 fatherless children. Although they didn't start out fatherless.
Ray brought in for Questioning in Death of Crocodile Hunter
MELBOURNE, Australia - A large Stingray was apprehended by Police early Tuesday morning off the Great Barrier Reef in connection with the death of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin.
"No charges have been filed at this time," said commissioner Gordy Lennox. But we think we have a Ray of interest."
"Even if he didn't murder Irwin, we think he knows who did," said Lennox. Although Lennox would not say if Ray would be charged, he did comment that Ray fit the description perfectly.
Martha Lipshultz of Baton Rouge Wins Office 'Steve Irwin Death
Pool'
BATON ROUGE, LA - "I'm so excited, I never won anything before!"
exclaimed a jubilant Martha Lipshultz after being informed that she had
chosen the correct month and cause of death for Steve 'Crocodile Hunter'
Irwin in her office's death pool.
"Of course I feel badly for his family," Lipshultz said, "but 47 bucks
is 47 bucks!" Lipshultz had no immediate plans for the cash, but
indicated that she may put it towards new Alligator shoes for her
husband, Harold. "I think (Steve) Irwin would have wanted it that way."
Among the other choices for cause of death were:
Raped by Panda (popular choice)
Disemboweled by a Giant Iguana
Devoured by an irate Dingo
Choked on a Chicken Bone
Freak Cliff Diving Accident
Among choices for month of death were:
June
December
April